Why?

Some of life's greatest questions....

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
 
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

 How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why there isn't a shorter word for monosyllabic?

Enjoy your Monday :)

JORDAN